Blood & Nectar Patch Notes
Patch 0.80A Sealed Door, and Honest Plumbing
September 9–14, 2026
Most of this week went behind a door that is not open yet: the Play strip's fourth tile reads EXPEDITION, and what is being built behind it stays sealed until it is ready. What did ship is plumbing you can feel: bot matches reach the history table at last, a ranked Spectate link stops being the challenger's seat, a server can run the whole game in one channel, four timers stop doing work nobody reads, and three relics learn to show themselves on the board.
83
Pushes
36
Hours in
3,311 pushes · 1,340 h
Total so far
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Artifact Adjustments

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Arrow of Eros
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Thirst of Tantalus
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Dionysus' Rage
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Hero's Coma

Detailed Changes

💘Arrow of ErosRework
The bond turns on them.
Effect
  • Binds: two allies⇒two random ENEMIES for the turn
  • Damage or healing to one is mirrored onto the other, as before. The arena draws the bond between the pair in bright pink, with an EROS badge and a grey-screen moment when the arrow lands.
🩸Thirst of TantalusRework
Renamed from Tantalus' Thirst, and the thirst drinks one attack rather than a round.
Effect
  • Effect: the rest of the round, every point of damage returns as health, 25% of actions swerve⇒your NEXT attack heals you for all the damage it deals; a 50% coin sends that attack onto one of your own allies instead
  • Cooldown: —⇒2 rounds
🍷Dionysus' RageAdjusted
The echo used to land as one cast and two numbers, with no way to tell the relic had done anything.
Effect
  • The echo plays in the Sphinx's order: the cast lands, the board halts and names the rule with a beam from the caster to the victim, then the same action plays again onto them.
  • Pressed on a round with nothing to hit (the enemy sealed in stone) it used to evaporate. Unspent, it carries into your next round, and the badge says so. Every relic effect that lasts a round shows as a badge on the card now.
💤Hero's ComaNerf
An unbreakable four-round stun was, in a 1v1, four free rounds of mending.
Effect
  • Taking more than 10% of your Max HP while under wakes you early, and the remaining mending rounds are forfeited.
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SYSTEMS

🔒 Behind the Sealed Door
The fourth Play tile reads EXPEDITION and stays sealed. A descent through the Lair is being built behind it, on the arena's own pieces; it opens when it is ready, not before.
🎛️ The Cog Keeps Audio
Players see Audio; the tuning switches under it are the owner's. Text glyphs in place of emoji.
🏛️ One-Channel Servers
A server can run the whole game in one channel with one board. Saying "hi" in #general no longer creates an account; a command outside a B&R surface gets directions.
🤖 Bot Matches Are Matches
A second bot match would not start while a first was running anywhere. Fixed; bot matches reach your history now, and any page can see a fight you walked away from and return to it.
🎟️ The Spectate Link Was a Seat
The ranked post carried the challenger's launch link. It carries the bare spectator entry now, and a launch link is claimed by its first browser.
⏲️ Timers That Earned Nothing
The bot stops re-doing the same background work every few seconds, and a restart stops re-doing what the last boot already did.

Full Patch Notes

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